hey vanity

there are so many questions to be asked?

yahoo answer fail

i am having the most goddamn difficult time installing itunes.
and, it's not like i'm trying to install the wrong version or anything.
it just gets to this point where i think it's telling me that it's installed, but then i can't find anything on my computer?

so, for all i know itunes is installed like five times on this computer, but hiding in inappropriate places.
and i HATE windows media player.

edit:

thank fucking god. i finally got it to work!

i need a cigarette, man.




lately;

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woooo.yeah.

(eyes wide like the mouths of children.)
Hands like tree branches tiptoeing their way across my milky white skin.
Irises widening with the madness at hand. Green to violet to grey.
You lay yr palm gently against my swollen belly.
And we drift off into the clouds of springtime, searching for that perfect melody to calm our aching soles.

Eyelashes like spider legs, wandering up and down my emotionless face.
Yr feet, legs, limbs encircling mine in yr warmth, heat.
Pinks to scarlet to blood.
You lay yr brown head against my chest and I breathe deeply with contentment,
As we dance among the butterflies and peppermint trees, up and down the stream.

Yr crooked fingers trace maps amongst the sun freckles on my face.
Yr crooked fingers reach deep down into my blackening soul.
And yr crooked tree branch fingers give way to happiness, pleasure, love.
While petals gently fall against our faces.
I just
I just
I just
[wanna stab yr throat and fuck the hole.]

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Seth mcfarland
Kevin spacey
The entertainer (I love money and I love new york)

This is my fav game to play with boys while lying in bed trying to fall asleep.

Yr turn...

if you think you can write to the same songs you'd dance to, you're highly mistaken.

but in any case, i thought i'd at least attempt it.

I'm eternally conflicted about leaving here. I don't mind this town because I walk everywhere and if you don't do it you have no idea how many things you miss because youre just driving by them. And I accomplish far less without a car therefore making my days longer and more enjoyable. The last week has dragged on forever.

But I still think its time to grow up and blow away as there's nothing here for me anymore, and in fargo there is.

I wish I was one of those people with romantic dreams. I wish I were the sort of girl who could fall in love in just a few days. I wish I could make big decisions on a whim.

Everytime I get drunk I still want to join the army regardless of current career aspirations.

My tummy hurts and I wish I didn't have so many food allergies. They're all mild, but god damn you food dyes!

I'm gonna walk to the grocery store and get a fargo paper now.

Slipknot in two weeks and a few days!

um.
yeah.


( cut for what could be a triggering youtube video but should be more confusing/hilarious? )

ah, i guess i can't embed it.
just as well anyway.

is there a livejournal community for bad youtube videos?

i can't really think anymore.
after... THAT.

yeah.
i'll probably add more videos later.

this is how i spent the last five minutes:

1. read sarah's subject line about melo being down.
2. think 'shoot, i haven't checked my melo in a while'
3. think 'i'm going to check my melo!!'
4. type melodramatic.com in the subject line
5. wait and wait until a screen comes up that says network timed out
6. frustrated face.
7. refresh button
8. frustrated face.
9. refresh button.
10. wtf face
11. refresh button!!!
12. realization that i'm a fucking retard.

I refuse to believe that's all that's new on my friends page

"you cannot post 2 consequtive messages."fuck you myspace.

I really just can NOT spell anymore.

I am not going to comment on the weather other than to say 1. I got stuck on the south side of adriennes alleyway for a while today and it was pretty lame and 2. The broken oar is dang close to being under water.

The people that just walked by me were discussing the 5second rule.

The dollar store rocks. Blink 182 does not and never has, IMO.

I accomplished a lot today.

You know how dudes with money talk to girls? When I start working at burger king I'm gonna start talking to dudes like that. This would be easier to explain in person, but, I'm just looking for a girl who likes me for more than my wallet and gold chains.
Bahahahaha.


Seacrest out!

Dear mandan,
Remember when you would hold my soul for days at a time and I would get lost in yr endless maze of trailers I could smoke in, 40cent pop machines and all the couches I could ever want to sleep on? I'm sorry to say but those days are over. This is a formal breakup letter so I want all my stuff back including my ironic WoW sweatshirt, my dnd players handbook and my drivers liscense.

Love,
Ali oh

can someone explain twitter to me and why I should have one?

add me to yr messenger!

31DFA94C

according to my email i was a maintainer of   http://community.livejournal.com/liberal/  for about 15 minutes.
however, in my email it was called " Bonzo Goes to Bitburg! " which was far more entertaining

i wouldn't date a girl with blinky graphics on her myspace page.
i'm not sure exactly WHAT a myspace page says about you, or if it's even an adequate representation of anything other than yr facade (which maybe says EVERYTHING about a person), but i definitely know that i would NEVER date a person with blinky graphics.

josh (minorjosh) and i are trying to come up with a solid explaination as to why blinky graphics make a girl undateable for the both of us, but neither of us has come up with anything good yet. aside from maybe the blinking of the graphics equating to them being a girl with a blinking personality in a 12 year old sort of way.


however, my other reason for having this conversation aloud (instead of over email) with josh was to underhandedly convince the girl sitting across from me that because she has a blinking graphic or 6 on her myspace she's not even cool enough to make me or josh to want to date her.  maybe she'll rethink her life. because i mean, really, i'd be way cooler of a person to date than the two people she's been romantically linked to thus far at work


lol.

bi bi.

i haven't checked this in i think over a week. ridiculous amount of posts.


i have strep throat or some shit. i just accidently pushed a button and it fucked up the screen.

so i'm going to abandon this post in an attempt to fix that

seriously took me until just now to get the live journal / undead journal 'joke'

and i've logged in here probably a good 5 times or so since they changed it to that.


wooooo. on top of shit

 

 

ben austin's back from basic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

finally, both my children are home and secure :)

i FUCKING HATE the people who play games on yahoo games. i have been trying to play a goddamn game of spades for the last thirty minutes but i keep getting booted off of tables because i'm under my email address that i have no experience recorded in. so, apparently, everyone thinks that i don't know what the fuck i'm doing.


but, shit, i spent almost thirty days in jail where there is basically a game of spades happening 24/7 (or every hour the lights are on. so 18/7)

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


i might eat some eggs.
eggs should fair well through a 7ish hour power outage, right?